lately, i've been getting many calls.. asking for richard, chen tai, or to return a PSP. heh..

richard caller calls MULTIPLE times a day! up to 6-8 times, asking for richard.. i keep telling her that no richard exists, but she refuses to believe me! so she keeps calling! Worse, she called me witha 3 way call, and the third party guy goes "Bonjour, Bonjour!". ARGH!!! how irritating!

ok.. and there is a lady who keeps looking for Chen Tai.. okkk.. i am chen Shuowen.. but i am no Tai! heh.. i thought it was my mom.. but the lady on the other side was being MOST unco-operative. when asked for a full name, she just went MIA.. and left me hanging on the phone.. in the end, i just hang up, and she calls for Chen Tai.. AGAIN!

and.. late at nights.. i get calls to return a PSP.. the conversation goes like this (translated to english):

Me: Hello
PSP Guy: Hello, AYE! return me my PSP la!
Me: Excuse me? Who are you looking for?
PSP Guy: Arent' you So and So's younger sister?
Me: Who's younger sister? (I mean.. i AM Sophia's younger sister)
PSP Guy: AIYA! Stop talking so much nonsense, just give me back my PSP!
Me: Excuse me, you have gotten the wrong number. Good Bye!

and he calls again the next night..

wahhh.. i tell you.. i swear.. richard, chen tai and the stolen psp have some connection.. i think richard had been diverting calls to my h/p.. so.. possibly.. he is married to chen tai, who uses his phone to 'book' appointments.. and hence, the lady calls for chen tai... the girl who keeps calling for richard is really his mistress, and richard, has been borrowing PSPs and not returning them.. HAH!

ORRR... richard is a young boy, and the girl who keeps calling is his incessant friend. chen tai is his mother.. and boys, being boys, he has borrowed a PSP, and not returned it, hence, incurring the wrath of the angry man!

yesss... richard.. whoever you are.. you DIE

~lilsis~